(Warren Buffet + Tom Osborne) x Corn = Jobs

So the unemployment rate for last month when up in 49 states. Which state actually had a drop in its unemployment? Nebraska

http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/27/news/economy/state_unemployment/index.htm

Why was Nebraska the only state to be gaining jobs?

Theory 1: Well it's simple, Warren Buffet is considered to be one of the worlds successful investors and businessman. While Tom Osborne is considered one of the greatest college football coach (and three term congressman) in the twentieth century. Together they challenge unemployment to try and take their states jobs. But how can the basic consequences of an unregulated free market business cycle stand up against two of God's emissaries (It's in the Bible, look it up.)? You can't. Not if they control 1/4 of the countries corn supply; roughly 12% of the world's. Nope as long as there's corn to be husked and 'Bo Big Red' shirts to be sold, Nebraska's economy will thrive. Some even say that Tom Osborne can't be killed, that is blood is made of pure success. It's a good thing I cut my wrists last week and got a blood transfusion from him.

Theory 2: Inhabitants of Nebraska leave at the first chance they get. The only thing holding them there is a job. So, as soon as they loose that, they're gone. And along with them goes their unemployment statistic.

Theory 3: Bo Pelini's job is the only job that counts.