So apparently Lego has decided to make a cannon that looks exactly like the cannons that I used to play with except is actually fires. What the Hell?! It took'em 20 years to figure out how awesome that would be. If feel extremely left out since I'm no longer in the prime Lego age. But, if you think that that will stop me from buying Legos, you are incorrect. And it certainly won't stop Jon. Actually, Jon just wants more space Legos, he doesn't care about this new awesome cannon. Jon's just too much of an engineer and thinks like one too. He really thinks he's better than us non-engineers, with his two paged resume and his paid internships. Well, all I have to say to that is this. If you put all the famous, historic, and world changing figures from the Earth's past in one room. I bet you $3,792.42 that most of them are not engineers. So take that!
Another thing, why the Hell are Legos so over priced. One hundred small pieces of colored plastic cost $50. That's absurd. Why hasn't someone challenged Lego in that market? I know there's 'Mega Blocks' but they suck. You've got to hand it to the Dutch, they know how to scam. They know we love Legos and there's no way we'll stop loving them. I think I'll create my own brand of building plastic pieces (maybe I'll call them Pregos) and I'll lace them with PCP. You know, angle dust, pow, snap, father winter, white lady, oompa loompa. That way the kids won't stop buying it even after they've grown up and been arrested for driving under the influence of Pregos. It's bullet proof.
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