My God! Spiders!

There's only one thing worse than spiders, and that's flying spiders. Have you ever thought about that? If you haven't, then don't! Once that thought enters you mind you will never feel safe again. Everywhere I go I'm looking over my shoulder now. Though, I suppose if, and when, the spiders gain flight there will be little I, or anyone, can do to stop them from destroying us all. So all we can do now is invest in prevention. I recommend we release some propaganda to the spider population convincing them that flying leads to erectile dysfunction. Or perhaps we should genetically manipulate the spiders natural predators so they can fly as well. Who is a spider's predator? I guess that would be the Orkin Man. Flying exterminators? I like it! We should give them atmosphere suits as well. But God help us if the spiders get a hold of the atmosphere suits, God help us all.