Well, it's my birthday today! I'm 20 years old. Wow! I've seen four presidents, watched four Spurs Championships, broken no bones, owned one car, and had sex with 20000 women. Wait, I think that last one is actually Wilt Chamberlain's accomplishment (or Paul Valentine's). Anyway, I've seen and done a lot. But I plan to do more, much more. Such as....
-perfect my left-handed layup
-lead a more productive fight against Cheadle
-convince Marshall Perryman that Texas is a great state
-live close to Paul Valentine for the rest of my life
-somehow get Devin Dauel to admit he's lost an argument
-pitch in the negro leagues
-throw a huge party and invite everyone I know (and don't hate)
-command a starship (condition: Paul must be the drunk navigator/security chief)
-fully eliminate the designated hitter from any baseball game I watch
-form a soul/R&B group
-be Bo Pelini's assistant coach
(if I'm missing something please notify me)
Anyway, I hope it's a good birthday but I'm not expecting anything because Wednesday is somewhat busy for me.
Note: Thanks to Carly for already wishing me "Happy Birthday", eleven minutes into the day. She beat you all.
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shiethds up, cap... cap... capta.... caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap-tane?
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